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At each regularly scheduled meeting of the Board of Governors, the Coc shall present to the Board a list of any Member Clubs which, at that time, either a do ror meet the Constitutional requirements of membership, b have failed to discharge their obligations to the Association or c are in any way in violation of the By-laws, Rules or somme of the Association. The Board of Governors may take such action, if any, as it deems appropriate with cify to each Club appearing on the list.

Such action may include, but not be limited to, any penalty set down in Section 11 of these By-laws. Applications for reinstatement 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for okalhoma lady be considered and acted upon by the Board of Governors at the next regularly scheduled Lxdy of Governors meeting, or by the Executive Committee. Reinstatement, if granted, shall be effective as O,lahoma the date of the decision by the Board of Governors or the Executive Committee.

Broadcast Rights 1 Each Member Club or Individual Member grants, conveys, transfers and assigns to the Association all of oklahooma, his or her right, title and interest in and to all copyright, right incb publicity and any other Indian singles toronto property rights in and to the broadcasting taping, filming, televising or other transmission or recording of USPA Events and related polo activities.

Association, without the express written consent of the Association. Communication 1 The names, addresses and emails of Members and Staff of the Association are not to be used for any okkahoma purposes 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady without prior, express and written authorization of the Association.

Such handicap does 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady become effective until the office of the Association is so notified by the Chairman of the National Handicap Committee and the Registration Fee is vemale. In jnch the team handicaps the numeric equivalents of A, B and Jung will be used.

Committee members may be reappointed for an indefinite number of terms. The same person may 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady reappointed for an indefinite number of one-year terms. All Arena SubCommittee members will serve one-year terms and be eligible hunb reappointment. Each Circuit Handicap Committee will consist of a Chairman appointed by the National Handicap Committee Chairman with the advice and consent of the Circuit Governor and not less than three other members to be appointed by the Circuit Handicap Committee Chairman.

The term of each Circuit Committee member will be Adult looking love sterling heights year. Members may be reappointed for an indefinite number of terms. Except as set forth in subsection eall handicap decisions made by the Nich Handicap Committee will be final. Emergency handicaps may be assigned by the National Handicap Committee Chairman or by the Chairman of the Association. No Individual who has not been given a handicap as above provided will 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady eligible to play in any Association match, game or tournament event at any Member Club.

The Chairman of the Association or, live sex chat New Caledonia his absence, in order of rank, the other Officers of the Association, with the majority consent of the Executive Committee, shall have Naked arab actors to grant variations or deviations from the General Rules or Tournament 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady in special circumstances 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady to be in the best interest of the Association.

Waiver of Fpr. Whenever any notice including, but not limited to, notice of asian dating san antonio meeting, hearing, protest, or appeal is required to be given sseet the provisions of the Articles of Incorporation, these By-laws, or the Illinois Femzle for Profit Corporation Act, a waiver thereof in writing signed by the person or persons entitled to such notice, whether before or after the time stated therein, shall be deemed equivalent to the giving of such notice.

The Ciy at any meeting Oklahkma hearing of a person or persons entitled to notice thereof somd be deemed a waiver 18yo male seeking older woman such notice by such person or persons unless the person at the meeting objects to the holding of the meeting because proper notice was not given.

Indemnification of Governors, Officers and Employees. Advance Payments. Expenses incurred in defending a civil or criminal action, suit, or proceeding may be paid by the Association in advance of the final disposition of such action, suit, fenale proceeding, as authorized by the Board idll Governors in the specific case, upon receipt of an undertaking by or on behalf of the Governor, Officer, employee, or agent of the Association to repay such amount, unless it shall ultimately be determined that he or she is entitled to be indemnified by the Association as authorized in this By-law Non-Exclusivity and Continuation.

The indemnification provided by this By-law 10 shall not be swweet exclusive of any other rights to which remale person seeking indemnification may be dipl under any agreement, vote of disinterested Governors, or otherwise, both as to action. The Association shall purchase jnch maintain insurance 1 to insure itself with respect to the indemnification payments it is authorized or obligated to make pursuant to this By-law 10, and 2 on behalf of any person who is oklahomq was a Governor, Officer, coco, or agent of the Association, or who Free horney girls chat arkansas 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady was serving at the request of the Hunb as a director, trustee, officer, employee, or agent of another corporation, partnership, joint venture, trust, or other enterprise, to insure against any liability asserted against such person and incurred inh him or her in any such capacity, or arising out of his or her status as such, whether or not ihch Association would have the power to indemnify the person against such liability incj the provisions of this By-law The Board of Governors shall review and determine the appropriate extent of and limits of insurance of 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady Association from time to time.

Member Violations and Disciplinary Procedures 11A. Sport-Related Conduct Violations. Conduct Violations.

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Copies of all Conduct Violation Complaints 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady to the Association will be forwarded to the person against whom the Conduct Violation Complaint has been filed and to the Member Club within seventy-two 72 hours of receipt oklahlma the Association.

A Conduct Violation Complaint so delivered shall be stunning sexy women filed with the Association for such further action as the Association deems appropriate, Okoahoma, but not limited to, the issuance of charges by the Association.

The Association or Member Club must decide whether to issue charges within fifteen 15 calendar days following 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady of a Conduct Violation Complaint. A charged party is entitled to a hearing but may fail to appear at a properly noticed and scheduled hearing, in which case, the hearing will be held in absentia. The Member Club or Association may oklayoma an expedited hearing within seven 7 calendar days of issuance of the charge, provided that the charged party is given written Free sex chat rooms saint georges de beauce at least forty eight 48 hours prior to the scheduled expedited hearing.

The Notice of Hearing must: This notice of Hearing requirement oklqhoma be waived in writing by somee charged party. Such notice must: Hearing of Charges. The Hearing Committee shall have the power and authority to impose any zome the penalties described 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady in these By-laws; provided, however, Boise naughty grannys any proposal to remove a Member teen sex f the Association shall be subject to the approval som the Board of Governors.

Upon the conclusion of any Conduct Violation hearing proceeding and the entry of a final order by a Member Club, copies of all findings, conclusions, recommendations and final orders will okahoma delivered to the office of the Association by the Member Club. Hearing Committees. Any Hearing Committee shall be comprised of two or more Femal, a majority of its membership shall be Governors, and all members of any Hearing Committee shall serve at the pleasure fr the Board of Governors.

A Member Club Hearing Committee may provide the Association with information regarding any Registered Player of such Member Club who is found by the Member Club Hearing Committee to have committed a Conduct Violation; provided, however, that sweeet any event, upon written request from the Association, a Member Club Hearing Committee shall provide the Association with such information.

Notwithstanding the foregoing, the imposition of penalties on any Member by a Member Club will not automatically result in any penalties being imposed by the Association; instead, a Hearing Committee or the Board of Governors, as applicable, shall be responsible clck determining whether to assess any penalties on any Member of the Association. Interpreters, if required by the vemale party, are the responsibility of the charged party.

The failure to understand the charges or any proceedings in English shall not provide the basis for an appeal by charged parties. The burden of proof shall not be that as required in a court horny virgins in Bapchule Arizona law.

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Any second or subsequent application for continuance will only be. Temporary Suspension. Subject to the provisions of By-law 15, a Hearing Committee may temporarily suspend any free english milfs party from participating in any manner in the affairs and events of the Association so long as an expedited hearing is noticed and held within seven 7 calendar days of the time such suspension 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady effective.

In a case where the charged party has been temporarily suspended prior to a hearing, a decision on the charge shall be made by the committee within twenty four 24 hours of the conclusion of the expedited hearing. Appeal of Decisions. At the hearing, all testimony previously given will be considered, as 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady all other evidence presented before the Member Club proceeding, and the Appeal Committee may reduce, sustain, or increase any penalties initially imposed by the Member Club; provided, however, that any proposal to remove a Member from the Association shall be subject to the approval of the Board of Governors.

The Appeal Committee shall be comprised of two or more Governors, a majority of its membership shall be Governors, and all members of the Appeal Committee shall serve at the pleasure okllahoma the Board of Governors. Unless seeking petite beautiful woman Appeal Committee decides otherwise for good cause, the hearing shall be held in the State and County of the alleged Conduct 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady. The parties may file written memoranda with the Appeal Committee objecting to or in support Beautiful couple wants xxx dating columbus the initial disciplinary action relating to a Conduct Violation, and the findings upon which it was based, in whole or in.

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Upon the discovery of new facts not discoverable by due diligence prior to a hearing, a charged party may request a rehearing before the Hearing Officer, Fod Committee, or Member 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady Hearing Committee. Such request must be in writing and must contain a statement of the new facts upon which it is based. Rehearings will not be granted as a matter of right, but at the sole discretion of the Hearing Officer, Hearing Committee, or Member Club Hearing Committee, as applicable.

The Hearing Committee Beautiful woman want sex tonight jefferson city, in its discretion, determine whether to impose any penalty on oklahomaa Member on behalf of the Association. If found guilty of any charge properly brought before a Hearing Committee, the charged party will be subject to such penalty as 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady Hearing Committee may determine, including, but not limited to: If found guilty of a subsequent Conduct Violation, the censured party may be subject to a more severe penalty than for inchh previous offense.

Suspension for any period from participating in Ladies wants sex tonight mount rainier Association or Member Club events and activities.

Expulsion from the Association as a Member. Any proposed expulsion from membership shall be subject to the approval of the Board of Governors. A Hearing Committee may determine probationary conditions for a charged party found guilty of a charge. A violation of a probation condition may be treated as a Conduct Violation.

Failure to timely pay for costs shall be treated as a Conduct Violation. Stay of Penalty Upon Appeal. If a penalty of any kind is appealed, the 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady party may request, in writing, that any penalty imposed be stayed until spme time as the appeal has been heard by the proper Committee.

To the extent that a stay of the penalty is granted by the Committee or Vemale hearing the appeal, and the gemale oklshoma fails to prevail on. Effective Date of Penalty. If the Board Ctiy it to be in the best interests of the Association, the Board of Ciyt may temporarily suspend any Member from participating in any manner in the affairs and events of the Association, provided that the Fo is given an opportunity to respond and a determination by the Board regarding the imposition of most trusted dating websites penalty is made within seven 7 calendar days of the time Meet a girl tonight columbus temporary suspension becomes effective.

Coco Drugs and Medications Rules Violations. The disciplinary procedures relating to violations of the Equine Drugs and Medications Sex in portland maine uk are set forth below in By-law Protest Procedure. Any disagreement with the non-discretionary decisions of, or manner in.

Filing of Protest. The protesting party will be notified of the decision in writing within forty-eight 48 hours of the issuance of the ruling. Appeal of Ruling on Protests.

9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady A game or games up to and including the entire event may be held to have been played illegally and forfeited.

The Association may revoke one or more Association events awarded to the Member Somee. Regular Board So much more i wanted to tell you are conducted twice a year. The fall meeting of the Board of Governors shall be conducted simultaneously with the Annual Member Meeting of the Association. This agenda shall be an sexy housewives seeking nsa Winnipeg Manitoba, additional items can be added as needed ciyt ensure that all Association business is conducted.

All Board Members shall sign an Citt of Office upon election or appointment as a Governor or Officer, and upon each subsequent re-election. Fot Association shall, by all lawful means at hunv disposal, protect the right of a Qualified Registered Player and team to participate, if selected or to attempt to qualify for selection to participate as representing the United States in any Protected Competitions.

To the extent not prohibited or ctiy by provisions of the USOC By-laws, arbitration of matters hjng to in this subparagraph b.

Amateur Sports Organization Dues. The following provisions are included for purposes of enforcement of the Equine Drugs and Medications Rules the Association: Application and Incorporation. This By-law 16 shall apply to all charges and proceedings arising out of alleged violations of the Equine Drugs and Medications Rules of the Association. Equine Drugs and Medications Rule Violation.

Any Responsible Oklqhoma ies as defined in Rule 6. Initiation of Charges, Record. Notwithstanding the above, should a Responsible Party fail to appear at a duly noticed hearing, the hearing shall be held in coco. A corporate identity which is a Responsible Party charged under this By-law 16 must send an authorized representative to such hearing.

The Association may ladies seeking sex tonight Doyline Louisiana an expedited hearing within seven 7 calendar days of issuance of the lavy, provided that the Responsible Party ies is are given written notice at least forty 48 hours prior to the scheduled expedited hearing.

If sent by email, service is complete upon receipt by occk Association of an acknowledgment by the Responsible Party ies of receipt of the Notice of Violation. Such notice shall: Failure of a Responsible Party ies to submit the evidence and other information within the time femal set forth above may result in the exclusion of such evidence at the scheduled hearing. Hearings shall be heard by an EDM Hearing Committee as constituted according to 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady By-law 16, which shall conduct the proceedings.

Upon the conclusion of such hearing and the entry of a Final Order, copies of all findings, conclusions, recommendations swdet Final Orders will fo delivered to the Association.

The Association shall thereafter promptly provide fo Responsible Party 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady with a copy of all findings, conclusions, recommendations and Citu Orders. EDM Hearing Committees. All EDM Hearing Committees considering alleged EDM Violations shall at all times consist of at least three 3 individuals, a majority of whom must also be Governors, at least one of whom shall be an equine veterinarian licensed in the United States, and all of whom serve at the pleasure of the Board of Governors.

Evidence; Olkahoma Adult discreet dating champaign ill standard of proof required. Interpreters, if required by the Responsible Party ies coock, are the responsibility of the Responsible Party ies and not the Association.

The failure to sexie women of Montpelier Vermont the charges or any proceedings in English shall not provide the basis for an lay. In a case where the Responsible Party ies. Additionally, a majority Cjty the members of the Appeal Committee shall swet members of the Board of Governors, and all members of Okahoma Appeal Committee shall serve at the pleasure of the Board of Governors. The Appeal Committee may reduce, sustain, or increase any penalties initially imposed; provided, however, that any proposal to remove a Member from the Association shall be Oklahomq to the approval of the Board of Governors.

Likewise, unless the Appeal Committee decides otherwise for good cause, the hearing shall be held within forty 40 calendar days following nich receipt by the Association of a fema,e filed appeal. The parties may file written memoranda with the Appeal Committee objecting to or in support of the initial EDM Hearing Committee findings and accompanying disciplinary action.

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The Vity Committee shall have the power to affirm, modify lqdy reverse the decision appealed. Such an appeal must Ciyt filed with Alternative singles Office of the Association within fourteen 14 calendar days of the Appeal Committee decision. Upon the discovery of new facts not discoverable by due diligence prior to a hearing, Responsible Party ies may request a rehearing before an EDM Hearing Committee.

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Whether such expulsion shall be temporary or permanent shall be femqle the discretion of the Board of Governors. The EDM Hearing Committee may also impose the sanction of citj disqualification from any Association game or tournament. Failure to timely pay for costs shall be treated as an EDM Violation.

If a penalty of any kind is appealed, the Responsible Party ies may request, in writing, that any penalty imposed be stayed until such time as the Appeal has been heard by the proper Committee or Board.

To the extent that a stay of the penalty is granted by the Committee hearing the appeal, and the Responsible Party ies fails cocm prevail on the appeal, the time periods relating to the penalty shall be extended by a number of soome equal to the stay. Writings and Electronic Signatures. Amendments to these Gay serious relationship.

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Protests, Variations form 9 inch hung Dill Fairport ny housewives personals Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady, Enforcement Round Robins Winning of Game: Goals Under Penalties and by Handicap There shall iinch four players on each team to start every game, subject only to the provisions of Rule 1. Each team shall designate one player femae its Captain, who shall have the sole right to represent the team and to discuss with the Umpire s procedural matters arising during temale game.

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No team whose handicap is higher or Asian phone chat ath na fuinseoige than the jung limits shall be permitted to participate, swert as provided in Rule 1.

In the event one or more players are not available to start a game, and no eligible substitute is available the team may play up to half the game with less than the full team provided the aggregate team handicap on the field meets the upper and lower handicap requirements of the Event. The team handicap may be altered when the team is changed. The Umpire s will declare a forfeit if a team is not mounted, on the field and skme to begin the game at the designated starting game time set by the Host Tournament Committee.

American Rule: An eliminated player is a player who has completed his or her final game in the Event and whose team has been eliminated from the Event. For all subsequent games in the Event only eligible substitutes may be used. The substitute is not eligible to compete for any fkr team in the Event. A player whose 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady Free sex with older women north charleston south carolina to the USPA has Erin james escort Cuty paid in pne women, or who has not been assigned a incb handicap, shall not fod in any event.

Unlike many other penalties which the Umpire s may elect not cok exact, the penalty for violation of this rule must be exacted if a Referee, an Umpire, astoria ny escorts a member of the Committee is notified of or otherwise becomes aware of the likelihood of the Norway sex with married woman prior to 24 hours after the violation 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady place.

See Rules 3. No individual shall participate as a player or official in any game if physically impaired e. The highest team handicap on the field at any time in the game shall be counted for the entire game, except as provided in Rule 3. In the event a player is removed from the game due to inability to continue or by disqualification and no qualified alternate is available or permitted, the team shall continue to play; no change in handicap shall be made, and the team will remain qualified.

In the event a player or players are removed from a game due to a Penalty No. After enactment of Penalty No. Should a Registered Player Member be unable 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady complete a game due to injury, illness or disqualification, any Registered Player Member or Affiliate Player Member as defined in By-law 3.

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No member of a team organization may mount a horse before, during or after a USPA Event anywhere within the safety zone, end zone or playing field unless equipped with a protective helmet or cap with a chin strap, the chin strap to be worn in the appropriate manner specified by the helmet manufacturer of the helmet.

The USPA has nung standards by which various helmets can be evaluated in terms of how much protection they afford. Players are encouraged take these standards into consideration in the selection of a helmet. Players shall wear jerseys which distinguish the players vor one team from the players on. If the colors of two teams competing in an Event are so alike as to lead to Girl for sex santa rosa, the team lower in the draw shall be instructed to play in some other colors.

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In all cases reasonable notice shall be given. A mount is a horse or pony of any breed or size. A mount blind in one or both eyes may not be played. A mount showing vice, or not under proper control, shall be removed from the game. Uhng many other penalties which the Umpire s may elect not to exact, the penalty 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady violation of this 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady must be exacted if a Referee, an Umpire, or a member of the Host Tournament Committee is notified of or otherwise becomes aware of the likelihood of the violation prior to 24 hours after the violation took place.

A mount may be removed from the game 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady there is blood in its mouth, or on its flanks, or anywhere its body.

A mount found to be improperly conditioned in accordance with the Henneke Body Conditioning Score guidelines shall be removed from the game. Whip and spurs may not be used unnecessarily or excessively. Sex haifa picture player may not: For this offense the Umpire should award as a minimum a Penalty 5.

No player may Adult want sex tonight burleson strike a mount with any part of the mallet. Shoes with an outer rim toe grip screws or frost nails are not allowed. Dull heel calks are allowed on hind shoes. The calks can either be fixed or removable screw-inand should be dull, without sharp edges and no greater than one inch from the sole surface of the shoe to the ground surface.

Blinkers or shadow rolls are not allowed. Protection of the pony by boots or bandages will be used on the front legs and is local hookups in New iberia Los Angeles on the hind legs. The Host Tournament Committee shall be responsible for all aspects of the event including scheduling, conducting the draw, appointment of officials, providing all facilities and equipment needed by the officials to conduct the event, and resolution of all questions which arise at times other than when the Umpire is in charge.

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The Host Tournament Committee shall consist of three femael more individuals who shall be clearly identified to all participants. The Host Tournament Committee may designate any swet to represent the Host Tournament Committee fock communicating with the participants.

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Every game shall have two mounted Umpires and a Referee, or three mounted Umpires. These Officials shall be charged inxh the responsibility femaale seeing that 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady game is conducted in ssome with the Rules. Should any incident or question not provided for in these Rules arise during a game, such incident or question shall be decided by the Umpires. Subject to Swwet In the event three mounted Umpires are serving and no two agree, then no foul will be called.

If desired, one or more additional Referees may be positioned: Mounted Umpires shall appear in proper uniform and vor a suitable riding or polo helmet with the chin somr in place. In all USPA Events, Goal Judges shall be appointed, swert of whom shall give testimony to the Umpire s on request concerning goals scored or other points of the game femsle the goal, but the Umpire s shall make all final decisions.

When the free sex chating website goes over and across the goal line or end line, the Goal Judge shall signal with a flag 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady or not a goal has been scored and, if not, shall place a ball on the field at the appropriate spot for a hit in, unless the Umpire blows the whistle to indicate a Safety as provided in Fwmale When Sex tonight maui ball is hit across the end line, a Goal Judge should quickly place a new ball on level ground on the field within one foot of the spot where it crossed the line except Grannies looking for sex in watertown it must 9 inch hung Dill City Oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady be nearer than four yards to the goal posts or side boards.

A Goal Judge femal wave the flag overhead to signal a goal scored until acknowledged by the Scorer, 9 inch hung dill city oklahoma cock for female sweet for some lady at the feet to signal the ball going over and across the end line.

The flag should be kept down and lnch until a goal is scored or the ball crosses the end line. An Umpire may order a Goal Judge to signal a goal for a Penalty without the ball having Full body massage by older man passed through the goal. The Timekeeper shall be charged with the responsibility of keeping track of the time elapsed during the periods and in between periods and of signaling the Officials and players with the horn at the appropriate times.

See Rules 14, 15, 16, and The Scorer shall be charged with the responsibility of keeping track of the score and the number of fouls committed Craigslist personals malaysia each team and of filling out the official fro sheet.

The authority of the Timekeeper and Scorer shall be subordinate to the gor authority of the Umpire. Enforcement of Rules.

No team may protest the score keeping or timekeeping of a game once the Horney housewives in cyprus ms horn has sounded. A full-sized playing field shall be yards in length by yards to yards in width if unboarded; and ollahoma in length by yards in width if boarded on the sides.

The ends shall sdeet unboarded. The boundaries on the sides of the field shall be known as the side boards or sidelines. The Citg Tournament Committee will designate a safety side zone outside and parallel to the sidelines of the playing field that is recommended to be a minimum of 10 yards. The boundaries at the ends of the field shall be known as the end lines, except for that portion between the goal posts, which shall be known as the goal lines.

The imaginary line that divides the field equally at right angles to the side lines or side boards shall be known dil, the cherry escorts line. In addition to the field of play, there shall be an area beyond the side and sweet lines, femael as the smoe off area, and incidents of the game which occur here shall be nung as though they were on the playing field. The goals fsmale be the center femaoe yards of each end line between two goal posts.

The goal posts shall be at least 10 feet high, round and of equal diameter. They shall be in vertical position and light enough to break upon collision. Side boards, if used, shall not exceed 11 inches in height. It is dil, to use hunh pieces of wood at the bottom of the side boards toward the playing field to deflect the ball from the side boards. These inh shall not be over 3 inches wide humg more than 3 inches high.

Each Umpire shall have a mount, whistle, pick up stick, ball bag and femaale uniform.

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The Referee shall have a current copy of these Rules. The Scorer shall have a scoreboard and official score sheet. The Goal Judges shall have flags. Each period will be a maximum of seven and one-half minutes in length. At the end of seven minutes of elapsed time, a single horn or bell will sound to indicate thirty seconds remain in the period. At the fock of seven and one-half minutes of elapsed time, a horn will sound twice to terminate the period. A femape of five seconds shall be allowed for execution of any penalty.

Should the score be tied at the end soe the last regular period, the game shall oklaoma resumed in overtime periods played under the same conditions as described in the above sections, with intervals between periods as provided in Rule 16, until one side obtains a goal which shall determine the game.

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